As stated in the inaugural episode of the official Game Losers podcast, Game Losers Radio, “Now is the time. Time is now. Every now is forever.” That makes a lot less sense typing it out as opposed to me saying it out loud, and it didn’t really make a lot of sense to begin with. But my point stands! With the NBA, every now is forever. The point of our first podcast was to emphasize that this is the ideal time to get into the NBA. Think of this piece as a companion to the podcast, and also listen to the podcast if you haven’t already! The second episode actually comes out this Friday, so clear those pesky schedules of yours.
Anyway, the topic at hand. By the time you read this, the NBA season will have already started with three games the night of Thursday, October 28th! But there are 82 games in an NBA season, so there is plenty of time to hop on a bandwagon and somewhat arbitrarily pick a team or two to root for. Now, sometimes it’s as easy as picking your home team, but what if you don’t have a home team? 1)*pours a 40 out for Seattle* Or, what if you don’t feel any particular attraction to your home team? Well, this guide is for you!
Using unimaginably advanced metrics, painstaking research, and some dark magic, I have compiled a guide that will help anyone find out what team they are going to put on for. So go ahead and go to NBA.com and pull up the store, because you are about to buy like seven thousand dollars’ worth of memorabilia for a team you may never heard of before this moment. Let’s get started! Continue reading
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